Thursday, January 14, 2010

Matters in China - You Will Learn to Respect My Authoritative Knowledge

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Hi, my name is Tuoli and I've been proudly blogging about Chinese Matters since January of 2010. You will learn to respect my opinion on all things going on and around Beijing and the mainland. I know this Chinese happenings game because I'm Chinese and I'm friends/family with people from there.

I got the inside scoop, biyotch.

There are many things going on in mainland good old boys of PRC. They got this communist government and they're basically a bunch of cronies racketeering on medical scams promoted in state media like Internet addiction. I'm not going to go into detail on that shit just right now.

There's lots of non-political economic things occurring as well. Like China has a lot of people and they can buy more stuff now so it has market forces and quarterly economic publications. (Let me also mention there are a number of blogs on Chinese Herbal Medicine as well).

google.cn is part of Google and apparently they don't make as many tons of sweaty money as Google. I bet Google could totally buy any company it wanted. Like if it wanted to own Microsoft it would just say: "Bill Gates, I own you now."

You will read some things on the Internet like:

"Google.cn is threatening to pull out of China, because of "a highly sophisticated and targeted attack on our corporate infrastructure originating from China that resulted in the theft of intellectual property from Google"

Sometimes I'm like haha that's funny but then I got this dude I know in China who's all like:

"Well they're like telling folks here that it's a CIA operative hacking from China to make the Chinese government look bad. The Chinese government didn't do it!"

He says it with a smarmy little face, because he's an intellectual snob.

Google is going right by me on dropping it's ASS on the Socialists' face.


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